Chris: Oh god, I have no idea what I’m talking about.
Zach: Neither do I, but you guys please, you have got to stop harassing us!
Chris: Please.
Seth: You’re getting harassed?
Zach: Yeah, you have no idea, Seth, how insane some of these fans can be.
Chris: I mean, I’m getting angry calls in the middle of the night. At least I think they’re angry, I can’t really understand them, they’re speaking in Klingon or Hebrew.
Zach: And my mailbox keeps getting vandalized, every morning it’s full of decapitated action figures and empty inhaler canisters…
Chris: And they tie notes to rocks and throw them at my windows! It’s scratching the glass!
Seth: The rocks don’t break the windows?
Chris: No, they’re clearly not throwing them hard enough.
